The Skeleton Apocalypse


Okay, so one day I was wandering around the streets, It was a fairly mild morning, not a cloud in the sky and only a light breeze. I started to walk down this one street, there was a massive green fence to my right. I stopped and looked through the fence out of curiosity, and beyone the fence was a cemetery. It was a big cemetery. There was a church on the far right of the cemetery, and the rest of the cemetery was flooded with gravestones. There were so many graves! Maybe about a thousand. It was quite saddening, knowing that each one of those graves represented a person who was taken by the cold eternal hand of death, away from their families... I went to walk away, but I stopped, as I heard a rather unusual sound coming from one of the graves. It was like a demonic moan, so I looked to see if I could see what made the noise. But that's when... It happened...
I saw a hand BURST out from one of the graves! Except the hand was the hand of a skeleton! I was in total shock! I rubbed by eyes, pinched myself (in case I was dreaming), and then stared. I noticed more hands burst out more graves, one by one. I couldn't believe my eyes! it was really scary! I thought to myself briefly: "Is this some sort of Zombie Apocalypse?! No.. It can't be..." The skeletons digged, pushed, and climbed out from the dirt, they got up slowly, and began walking. I didn't think to run, I was in too much awe! This was... actually happening! The skeletons turned their heads, and looked straight at me. Straight into my eyes, straight into my soul... With those lifeless... sockets... I couldn't take any more. I turned around to run away from the horror, but there were even more skeletons behind me! How did this happen? I ran down the street, away from the skeletons. I ran, ran as fast as I could, but the skeletons were fast...
I tried to find a place to hide, but then I remembered the church on the right of the cemetery! Since I ran to the right, I was close to the church enterance! I ran into the church and slammed the door!
I knew I was safe from the skeletons in the church...
And the reason for that is...
Those skeletons...
Drumroll please...
AIN'T GOT NO ORGANS!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HURP HURP DURP DURP SOI SOI SOI SOI HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1!!!!!!!1one!!!!!!!!EXCLAMATIONMARK!!!!!!!!!!
The End.